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Salient. Newspaper of the Victoria University Students' Association. Vol 42 No. 18. July 30 1979

for Ransom

[unclear: for Ransom]

Executive,

has come to our attention that we are in [unclear: ession] of your SASRAC sign, and it's [unclear: n'] heavy I can tell you. We feel that at [unclear: e] now also the proud owners of the PSA's [unclear: er], that we are prepared to return the SAS sign subject to certain conditions, all of [unclear: n] must be met on Friday the 3rd August, at the Victoria Club.

[unclear: he] conditions are at follows:—

[unclear: hil] Sowman mutt stand on his head at 2.47 [unclear: and] recite 10 times, 'I Phil Sowman Fuck [unclear: rs',] out loud.

[unclear: aroline] Massof mutt stand up and renounce [unclear: ens] Liberation with at least half-a-dozen letter words throw in, while at the same putting a training bra on at 2.50 p.m.

[unclear: ndrew] Teet mutt drink jugs of beer conti[unclear: y] until he can finish in less than ten se[unclear: s]. This process will start at 2.55 if Caro[unclear: as] managed to get her bra on. No chun[unclear: will] be tolerated, except in public.

[unclear: t] the time when Andrew completes his [unclear: all] executive members present (at least 70% [unclear: mum]) shall stand up, link arms and sing, Executive takes it up the arse, doo, da, [unclear: da].... etc.,' ten times out loud.

[unclear: All] Executive members must be present.

[unclear: Salient] must photograph these events and [unclear: sh] a photo for each one.

[unclear: Bob] Wallace mutt resign if the above con[unclear: ns] aren't fulfilled.

[unclear: Cooking] forward to the Vic Club at the said

Yours,

OLSS, (Organisation for the Liberation of Sasrac Signs.)

[unclear: Any] tricky business and you're fucked.

[unclear: S]. Vive la Sasrac

[unclear: S.D.] (Again!!).