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Salient. Newspaper of the Victoria University Students' Association. Vol 42 No. 16. July 16 1979

Tardy Results

Tardy Results

Dear Sir,

Firstly I would like to complain about the apparant lack of interest shown by the econ 101 dept. in releasing the mid year results. How come all the other depts have everything in order whilst the imbecile fuckwits in the "Prefabs on the Prairie" are stil twiddling their thumbs or whatever.

As for a fuckwit, this Bertram goof hasn't been told that students can't be expected to write as fast as he speaks, i.e. flat knackers and touching 2000 words per minute. Actually I think that Burtram with his fire engine coat is aiming for the Tees lookalike contest. Even the knee high shorts are similar.

Next is the price rises in the Milk Bar of the cafe, the only trouble is that it seems to coincide with a drop in quality.

And to those of you who are confused by my identity I am definitely not Les Cleveland's prodigal son. I came from a distinguished line of Flapworths dating back a couple of years.

Yours in Reverence,

LB. Flapworth

(Issy to friends.)