Gee - Ain't the Cafe Luverly

Strewth! wot with the "Rice Risotto", I think in the roll, not to mention, raisons, apple, wet cole slaw, celery and white stuff, corned beef (corned beef isn't a crime except in the company of the other shit.)

What happened to good old fshioned wholesome, the American way, good old fashioned apple pie like mom used to make, tomato, lettuce, egg, cheese, ham, chicken (hate salami) No beetroot or it'll end up on the floor. Also a complaint from Dune about the black bits in the custard squares, and also there was no icing. Kyle however had a pie that was nice (B.A. student.)

Cordial being passed off as fruit juice at 25c per cup. Heaters on all during summer. Chips, milkshakes and burgers should be available up stairs, and vending drink machines like wot used to be in the gym. Pinball not operational during early mornings peep bing bing tweet twot, when everyone is still trying to sleep.

The service of the downstairs staff is atrocious, yeah, wot, and put the change on the counter, we want service with a smile like wot the ANZ gives on telly.

Can't think of anything else and am running out of paper. Yours in disgust.

Kyle, Dune, Musk, Pink, Tony