Salient. Newspaper of the Victoria University Students' Association. Vol 42 No. 16. July 16 1979
A Bad Case of Theft
A Bad Case of Theft
Dear Sir,
Through your column I would like to appeal to Mr B. G. Kelly. Apparently he met a young lady of my acquaintance at a duel this afternoon. It has reached my can that the only thing she has been heard to say since then is, "What a man, B. G., what a man".
Now, I ask you, what kind of a state is that for a poor, wee, girl to be in? If you've stolen her heart B. G. Kelly, you deserve a fate worse than 724404-6699230!!
Yours truly,
A Jealous Man.