The Best Visual Experience Since the Chunder Mile

Notice is hereby given that I, Paul O'Donoghue, do challenge the vile and obnoxious 7244046699 230 to a Duel to take place on the Hunter lawn on Tuesday July 10th 1979 at 1.15pm.

Your insults can be stomached no longer. Turn up if you dare, coward.

Weapons: 'Salients'.

Choose your own seconds.