Arthur P. Hedgehog is Alive and Well

I am astounded! Nay, flaberghasted at the tinacity of Mr Grope in ascertaining that I am, so to speak, no more.

I am not only very much still alive and kicking but consider my life expectancy to be infinitely greater than that of Mr Grope.

If this is not the case then the existence Of this letter is Proof of a miracle of resurrection And consequently the Lord smiles upon me Thus refuting any satanic leanings on my Part.

However, I Am dismayed to see That Mr Grope has been reduced to enlisting The aid of a semiliterate to assist him in his vicious attacks on my hallowed person.

I have yet to see a more cold blooded attack as that perpetrated by Daphne Tuatara especially considering the howling inconsistencies of her arguments. What loyal believer in the Lord wouldn't be delighted at the chance of offering Lucifer as a sacrifice and thus affirming the quality of their faith?

As for Hedgehogs causing harm! By far the greatest harm to our nation is caused by strikes, and where are most strikes these days? In the freezing works! And what happend in freezing works? Sheep are butchered, thats what! Thus it can be seen that sheep cause far more damage to our well being than do Hedgehogs.

As for a Tuatara being the Lord this is ridiculous naturally as we all know that Tuataras are alow lethargic creatures (a lot like our leader) and couldn't move 10 miles in 6 days let alone create a world.

Finally to you Mr Grope I say remember Drysdale and anyway, I didn't say the noise sheep made was useless, I said it was Worthless! Read the flipping words will you? Yet another indication of the [unclear: inepetitude] and general lack of worthiness of ovine fetishists.