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Salient. Newspaper of the Victoria University Students' Association. Vol 42 No. 14. July 2 1979

Don't Read this Letter

Don't Read this Letter

Dear Sir,

God, I'm bored! I am the most monotous individual on this whole campus. I just go on and on about absolutely nothing and get nowhere and nobody understands me and they get bored and I go on and on and keep saying "and", then they go away and nobody listens to me going on in the same dull repetitive way until even I get bored and fall asleep, which is even less exciting, so I wake up and write these tedious letters that are totally unimaginatice and keep going on and on and are so repetitive and God will this sentence never end, it has to be the least interesting and most wearisome, not to men lion cumbersome and talk about lacking appeal and where the hell was I - that's right, just plain dull sentence ever, so please let it end, I mean, it has to end soon, it just can't keep going on and on getting more and more boring like I do - no, I can't stand anymore, it's inhuman, nothing could be this monotonous, please dear God stop this, anybody help - the editor even, put a full stop in, anywhere, I don't care, just finish this sentence, I can't take any more of this crap, it's so boring and keeps going on and.

Yours tediously

,

Bruce Munro.

Yours helpfully

,

Bruce's Calculator.

P.S. By the time you read this you'll be in serious need of psychiatric treatment.