Cost $5,000 to Give This Individual [unclear: niversity] Education.

[unclear: in] support of M. Entell, 11, it is notable and much is credit that he has drawn to the attention of [unclear: y] students an urgent problem at this [unclear: establish-] Obviously something must be done about most important matter. I refer of course to M. [unclear: ell] itself - one cannot have sympathy for an [unclear: an-hivian] troglodyte that spends most of its time [unclear: iciently] masturbating in the basement of Ran-Brown.

[unclear: t] is indeed fortunate for staff and students that illiterate bibliophile has been noticed early, by [unclear: ie] of its obvious pleonastic cituperative criticism of the St. Pats and Rongotai Old Boys (SPROB) hierarchy, so that action can be taken to extricate such a syphilitic tortile foetal fucking pre-pubscent dipsomaniac from our midst. Unfortunately for M. Entell, whose undecipherable gibberings vary only with the phase of the moon, there are no homes or institutions willing to accept such an extremely terminally cerebrally crapulent lobotomate. No amount of pleading by either perpetually vertiginous people like Barry Weeber, or any possibly associates of M. Entell if any subsist in this area, can change the inevitable fates (too pleonastic and numerous to mention here) of the highly and lowly degenerate M. Entell.

Anyway, with reference to the irrelevant culmination of M. Entell's paranoia (something resembling a letter to the editor) the extreme right honourable Mr R. D. Muldoon is not a member of SPROB, and he is quite welcome up onto the balcony in question anytime, and would no doubt prominently feature in the traditional throwing over the balcony, a practice reserved for soggy chips and ordinary chaps.