P. O'Donoghue Again

I write to you from amidst the wastes of [unclear: de] lation mainly because my former [unclear: correspond] have seen fit to lambast me as a heinous [unclear: back] ber and silenus and a derelict reject and an [unclear: "it"] Since they have done this I am now left with [unclear: otc] yourself to correspond with.

But who in hell wants to correspond with [unclear: yar] anyway!? So I would like to broadcast both [unclear: hr] peal and a rebuttal to the lettters concerning [unclear: him] self in the 'Salient' of May 14. So

Number One: Kathy, can you ever forgive me my brutal and disgusting actions in criticising [unclear: you] worthy self? Please find it in your heart to [unclear: rifll] me to the [unclear: benelovent] glow of your friendships! please also reinstate me on that "Who's who [unclear: at toria] University" — your Christmas card list [unclear: I] realize that I have done an awful and vile thing by allowing my baser instincts to triumph over truth, justice, integrity and the American way and I ask, nay beg and grovel at your feet, for forgiveness. P.S. Is it still alright for Wednesday night?

Number Two: O vile 7244046699230, you [unclear: excretement] of diseased hyenas, you bloated [unclear: wfefl] carcass, you degenerate psychotic, you Minister Education (save the worst for last.) You sir are [unclear: cad], a bounder, and a coward!!! You do note [unclear: even] have the intestinal fortitude to sign your letters with your true identity (unless you are the Wanganui computer.)

Secondly, your feeble attempts at claiming the support of the people in your "Shoot an O' [unclear: Does] now" campaign is worthy only of the tiniest of Why claim the people's support when they are [unclear: teh] apathetic bunch of mindless Government-led [unclear: cr] the entire Galaxy? Please sir, if you can find a [unclear: fl] other than silenus in time for the next letter, let some facts and not the inconsequential [unclear: wandafl] tiny diseased mind.