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Salient. Newspaper of the Victoria University Students' Association. Vol 42 No. 11. May 28 1979

The Android Returns

The Android Returns

Sirrah,

Before the screaming millions stampede their way into print, may I add that when I brewed up my article (and the title wasn't my own. I swear it, your Honour) John Barry was still, to the best of ray knowledge, on ZM. I'm just another victim of the Electronic Age, not to mention a product of it

Furthermore (pauses for dramatic intake of breath, chokes accidentally inhaled oxygen), don't take that acreage of ink to be my definitive opinions. Nothing is absolute except student politix (there, I've saved the typesetter a keystroke), and it's certainly not complete. Just take it that what I haven't championed or condemned is unworthy or the former and undeserving of the latter.

I thank you for your tolerance in supporting my right to freedom or senility at any age.

Must go now, my note needs feeding. Yours intergalactically, The Paranoid Android.

P.S. I've a brain the size of a planet and I'm So depressed.