Salient. Newspaper of the Victoria University Students' Association. Vol 42 No. 11. May 28 1979

My Kingdom for a Headline!

My Kingdom for a Headline!

Dear Sir,

Philip Diver has the brain of a paraplegic hamburger. In fact he even lacks the common sense of a chocolate fish. Furthermore, he should be deported to the ""looney haven" of Ireland.

Yours faithfully,

David Pye.