ARSE first

May I express through the journal under your super vision my gratitude to Miss C. M. Beatty who made me smile? May I? Oh well, at least I tried.

Secondly I would like to publically admonish Sir Terence James Doolittle Jnr for his execrable plagiarism of the acronym A.R.S.E. (Association of Rightist Society Exponents). We of the Antipodean Rock Sitters' Equity have long been endeavouring to curry public favour, and let me point out that our acronym is registered with A.P.R.A. and B.L.U.F.F., and that these societies take a dim view of acrobatty mutologues.