A Flash Recipe

It has come to my attention that SASRAC does not supply the best drink in the galaxy. I refer, of course, to the superb Pan-Galactic Gargle-blaster, invented by an inhabitant of Sirius IV called ZaefoddBeeblebrox who shares three of the same mothers with his half brother Ford Prefect.

I want to know why you are depriving students of this delicious beverage, especially since the recipe is freely available from Mogadebu House, Mogadebu, Sinus IV; enclosing $12 for the recipe and $12,947,063,841,702,133.67 for postage.