The Right Returns

Yes, I'm afraid they are not coming until 1980. Those crusading vigilantes of the 'Old Right': the Thought Police, will not be operational until 1980 — Due to lack of members. However next year, with membership bolstered by fresh graduates from 'Aristocracy College', Masterton, and 'retired' members of Savak, the organisation will be fully operational. Operations will include surveillance of fringe elements, nit pickers, traitors and other thought-criminals.

However the final word on this matter must go to famous Eurasian philosopher, Arnold Marx, with a quotation from his famous autobiography of Zsa Zsa Gabor's pet rock, Mein Kapital (also sold under the title Das Kamf):

"The masochists have nothing to lose but their chains. They have a world to pain. Masochists of the world unite."