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Salient. Newspaper of the Victoria University Students' Association. Vol 42 No. 6. April 2 1979

A Boy with a Problem

A Boy with a Problem

Dear Editor,

I am a shy boy of 22 finishing accountancy this year and although I have been told I'm quite good looking I have never really kissed a' girl.

Drawing of a man with stubble and a crew cut

My friend Erin Walker is always boasting about his conquests and he has no trouble picking up girls despite his handicap. He suggested I write to Salient and should any decent, Christian young girl wish to enter a meaningful relationship with a view to outings and mutual enrichment, she could reply in next week's Salient and maybe we could take it from there.

Yours in anticipation,

Monroe Simmons.

P.S. If Carol Addley is reading, I really enjoyed your super letter last week, Carol, and I'm sure we could hit it off together.