Anarchic German Departments

I wish to bring your attention to some generally unknown facts concerning a group of diabolical subversive elements organising themselves a right here on campus. I refer to a group of anarchists whose members have caused shock to echo around the world on at least two previous occasions, once in 1914 and again in 1939. These attacks on human dignity and freedom must be terminated, by destroying this menace at its core.

I say down with the infamous German department, out with these fiends, eliminate sin teutonics and remove their twisted doctrin from the hallowed halls of this fine institution.