Salient 1979

The Masochists' Association has pleasure in announcing that the highpoint of their year has arrived. Yes, applications are open for the editor of Salient 1979. While anyone may apply, the MA warns that only confirmed masochists who enjoy 26 weeks of solid abuse, look forward to working through Thursday nights without sleep, delight in seeing their names slandered in the letters column each week and their sexual deviations exposed in lurid details on the toilet walls, will be able to withstand the pressure.

The Publications Board invite all persons who don't mind starving on S46 pw (from 2 weeks before the first issue to 1 week after the last) to put their left foot forward, before 13 September 1978, 12 noon when nominations close. At this time the applicants are required to present themselves for scrutiny and self-criticism to the Board, where the appointment will be made. Applicants are required to present a written curriculum vitae detailing their proposals for the paper.