A Julian Heyes Lackey Complains

This letter is in protest at the authoritarian manner with which Lindy Cassidy, President of VUWSA, struck the name of J. Heyes from the apologies at the last meeting of SRC. The reason we are told, is that all people who apologise must make a personal appearance to Lindy, so that she may believe he/she/they exist. Does he exist? Indeed he does. The man has spoken at SRCs, amended motions. What more must he do?

Why must he personally vindicate himself to Lindy in order to be recognized as existing? Who is Lindy? God, man or mouse (sorry, got carried away)? I appeal in the name of justice, in the name of peace, and in the name of Julian Heyes to reinstate his name in its proper place, its rightful place (in the case of this meeting), the list of names under apologies.

Rise students, rise and fight for your rights, and Julian Heyes' rights to apologise.