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Salient. Newspaper of the Victoria University Students' Association. Vol 41 No. 15. July 3 1978
For Your Convenience
For Your Convenience
Dear Simon/Mr Wilson/the person we all love to hate/Sir,
I like abusing you. I feel/think that the muck /left-wing bullshit/biased bullshit/inaccurate bullshit/bullshit bullshit you pass off as journalism/propaganda/objective comment should cease at once/continue (it livens up lunch at the cafe) be printed on softer paper. I am writing on behalf of all sensible/right-thinking/mature/bone-idle students who are disappointed/disgusted/unsurprised by the turn that Salient has taken this year. Salient is paid for by students/hard-working students/real people and we think that it should represent these students/An drew Tees/ me/nobody at all/everybody except pinkos.
You and your lackeys/female friends on the executive/petty bourgeois closet revolutionaries/crap merchants/bureaucrats/trendy lefties should stop all this puerile nonsense/Tees bashing/barrow pushing.
If you cannot/will not/do not then you should resign/not resign (it keeps us amused)/ get run over by a truck.
Yours faithlessly,
S. Separd
R. Bradhurst
B. Abbert
L. Tellot
other.......All persons wishing to abuse Salient and/or the editor should use this form letter. If you have any constructive comments to make we would be glad to hear from you in your own words, (copies to be distributed in all Men's toilets).