We have been motivated to address your, readers by the sudden and unexpected appearance of this new publication, The Black Glump. We feel we have a moral duty to brine this right- wing rag to students' attention. We don't know who the perpetrators of this literary gem are, but it is our opinion that they should confine their journalistic efforts to the latrine walls, along with the rest of the shit written there.

Could you please tell us why Salient have remained silent about this contemptible, puerile, wretched organ of right-wing extremism? Surely, it is your bounded duty as editor, to openly condemn such affronts to the intellect of Victoria's students. What is more I couldn't do the bloody crossword!! I shall await your reply with eager anticipation,