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Salient. Official Newspaper of the Victoria University Students' Association. Vol 41 No. 10. May 15 1978
Mongoose Defends Literary Standards
Mongoose Defends Literary Standards
Dear Ed.,
Reading the April 17th edition of Salient we are appalled by the moronic letters sent to your illustrious paper by seemingly equally moronic students.
Note please:
| 1) | In reply to Hugh Scrotum, a person whom I liken to Typhoid Mary. He describes physical union between a human and an animal as bestiality. Now I know for a fact that this Scrotum character has had social and sexual union with a mongoose in the bushes outside Vic House. |
| 2) | To the person who wonders why people don't join the New Zealand Society of Druid Practices and Satanism—perhaps he doesn't know about the monetary incentives offered by the Victoria Klu Klux Clan—headed by the arch mongoose, Vic Urwin. |
| 3) | To Mr. Starling who complains of anal warts—he should be thankful—most people his age are afflicted with acne. I am assuming the warts are on his face. |
Now a notice to all people who intend to write letters to Salient—improve or else. We cannot allow the literary standard of NZ's best student newspaper to go down the drain. If an improvement is not evident then we, the heads of the Victoria Mongoose Society (AGM coming up) will begin a written expose of your underworld activities.
Be warned Vic Urwin—any more trash from you and you're a marked mongoose.
Sid
andJohn.