You Probably won't believe this, but the most incredible thing happened to me over the Easter holiday and I desperately need your advice

One of my flatmates brought her boy-friend home for a 'couple of days' (which turned out to be five!). That wasn't so bad in itself. What was bad was that the two of them headed straight for the bathroom and they stayed there for the better part of the holiday! Apparently they both have a little bit of a fetish about bathtubs. Needless to say the rest of us were slightly distraught.

At first we wondered, then as we sat with tightly crossed legs and bulging bladders we began to get annoyed. It was especially bad sitting in the Lounge with growing agony and hearing all these incredible noises and giggles and things coming from the direction of the bathroom.

In the end we were compelled to seek rescue from friendly neighbours so there were no great embarassing disasters.

But please, Colin, can you give my flatmate a piece of your mind! This situation is incredibly embarassing for the rest of the flat but my amourous mate just does not seem to understand!