We Wanna Crossword

We were considerably aggrieved this week to note the absence of a Crossword from your ongoing endeavour at journalistic eminence and the inclusion of a Puzzle as of like-what we can't do. The mental effort required to undertake completion of the Puzzle is considerably more than we are able to muster after a strenuous and stutifying Monday morning. The Crossword provided us with light mental stimulation and entertainment and besides which, we could do it!

Take Heed, we humbly beseech you, of this epistle informing you of our deprivation, and we wait expectantly the publication of your next issue with a Crossword in it.