Salient. Newspaper of Victoria University of Wellington Students Association. Vol 41 No. 4. March 20 1978
Boring
Boring
Dearest Simon,
I still anxiously await a reply to my letter of March 6th concerning my boyfriend's apparent lack of interest in me. Since then, he has purchased a young female ferret, and I wonder if you think this has any bearing on the fact that he is only doing it once a night.
Would the Student Counselling Service be equipped to deal with my concern for my diminishing role in my boyfriend's affections?
I am desparately in need of advice and long for a solution to this heart-rending problem.
Yours Sincerely,
Mary-Ann Carr-Gregg.
P.S. He has also taken out a subscription to "Chomp", a magazine about bum-biting aquatic pet Hamsters. Should I be worried about this too?
P.P.S. I am now doing it only once a night as well.