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I would like to express my profound disappointment over the inadequacy of the Sexuality Handbook. The absence of any sections on necrophilia or beastiality had me truly astounded. A proportion of students higher than most people realise find total satisfaction in relationships of this nature; one which to them has more meaning and relevance in regard to the needs of the modem student.

I hope no students were adversely affected by this unfortunate oversight and have suffered from feelings of guilt and rejection. Feeling they may be alone in choosing this alternative lifestyle.

These types of facts should not, however, be regarded as attempts to gain mere physical gratification. The bonds of friendship, companionship and love between man and dog (or horses or goat or sheep or cow or . . . .) are irrefutable. So too necrophiliacs give a new dimension to life beyond the grave and new significance to the second coming.