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Salient. Newspaper of Victoria University of Wellington Students Association. Vol 41 No. 4. March 20 1978
Call it Piffle
Call it Piffle
Dears, Dearies and Dear Sirs,
I would like to express my deepest repugnance in respect to the letters printed in "Salient" recently concerning sexual perversions and such other disgusting practices.
Being a person of sound body and mind (especially the former), I'd just like to say that if people have got nothing better to do than make-it with blind-folded wombats of the female gender, then they ought to consider themselves as the people they really are: filthy, slightly-bent and pox-ridden.
The thought of female cats and pinky pussies is so nauseating that it's just unspeakable. I mean, who could even think about beautiful, furry Persians flaunting their temptating chops .... disgusting.
No. The time has come for all right-minded people to stand up and stop being insulted by all these wrong-minded perverts who have no morals to speak of or any moralistically based standards, apart from humping dead goats.
All right-minded people are sick and tired of being told where to put there unmentionables and it's about time that all right-minded people made themselves heard by standing up and speaking out against all wrong-minded perverts.
Yours in ever present
Anglo-Roman ethics and right-mindednessArnold J. Pullmeoffnow.
P.S. I'm sick and tired of being told that I'm too straight by all these wrong-minded perverts, so they can go stick their fore-fingers up their fundamental orifices until the blood begins to gush forth in resplendent shades of dark red.
(Go see a shrink.—typstr)