New Maso's Club Starting

This is a letter to inform students of the formation of a new club — "The Masochists Club". We are a loosely bonded group of students who feel that the one thing missing in our university system is lack of pain. Many first year male students have been used to the option of corporal punishment when desired at secondary school. We are finding adjustment to tertiary existence traumatic. — Who doesn't ? We would love it if the general student out of the goodness of his heart would oblige by pouring coffee over us or kicking us or even give us a good karate chop when we identify ourselves. We hope to be able to obtain funds from Students Union once we are officially affiliated and with this we will purchase badges to Identify ourselves. Until then we will identify ourselves by making darts and throwing them around in lectures and in the Student Union Building. If you see us — please oblige by inflicting some form of pain.