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Salient. Official Newspaper of Victoria University of Wellington Students Association. Vol 40 No. 20. August 8 1977

Rubbish !

Rubbish !

Dear Mr Editor,

while diving recently through the piles of rubbish in search of a table in the Cafe this week I was struck down from behind by a sudden thought: if only the patrons of said establishment could muster up enough initiative and energy to take their own rubbish away when they left, perhaps the cafe could spend less money on cleaners and more on something resembling food.

I submit this gem for the edification and enlightenment of your subjects — sorry readers.

For your co-operation, much ta.

— The Brigadier.

TAKE A LOOK AT THAT CITY SONNY, I WANT TO SAP THE STRENGTH OF ALL THE INHABITANTS TO PURGE THEM OF CREATIVE ABILITY AND REPLACE WITH DESPONDANCY HEH! HEH! HEH!