Yet Another Family Name Disgraced

My name is Thorndon, Cyril John Quenton Thorndon for short. I should like it known publicly to my fellow students that I am in no way what-so-ever connected with the infamous Apathy League, so will people please stop being nasty to me.

I find it most distasteful that the family name be in any way associated with something as undesirable as a League for apathetic individuals, the very thought of it turns me all a quiver and sends ray soul craving for a bit of bone crunching.

I am in no way apathetic — If I saw a little old lady being beaten to death or my sister being raped. I'd be In there with the best of them putting the boot in. There's nothing I like better than a bit of good clean wholesome rape, violence, animal fondling, and poof bashing, with all the accompanying blood, gore, guts and disembowelled bodies. Personally I find the thought of fists covered in oozing, red, corpuscular fluid inspires me to be far from apathetic.

So stop maligning the name of Thorndon or I'll come and fondle your body till your arms and legs fall off!