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Salient. Official Newspaper of Victoria University of Wellington Students Association. Vol 40 No. 17. July 18 1977

Will the Real Pete Stand Up Please

Will the Real Pete Stand Up Please

Dear David,

Regarding the letter protesting about forged letters, headed "This letter could be a Forgery' allegedly written by one Mr Peter Callinicos claiming to be President of that fine estsblishment, Victoria House. Well, you were indeed correct David, it was a forgery and although I agree fully with sentiments laid down by myself the spelling of the surname was grossly incorrect. My surname is spelt C-A-L-L-I-N-I-C-O-S.

As I am an honest and conscientious member of this tightly knit community I believe it is my duty to expose the offender. The forgery was written by one of the Law Faculty's most feared up and coming (all over the place) Law students. Richard (Big Dick) Hellyer. Don't get me wrong, he's not feared for any brilliance at Law but for his moat unfortunate case of BO. (Yes that's right, Body Odour), brought on most probably by Prof. Geoff Palmer's socratic method lectures. Anyone in Constitutional Lectures who dares to sit within thirty feet of him is rapidly overcome by the reek that he exudes, a more painless and rapid way to pass away (Euphemistic term), than the slow excrutiating tortures practised by Prof. Palmer on a good day.

Thank you for your abundant Patience,

The real Peter Callinicos spelt C-a-l-l-i-n-i-c-o-s.

PS. Hellyer also farts in the bath!