Don't waste your Time reading this letter

I consider writing letters to the Editor a complete waste of time and just to prove this I'm going to write a letter to the Editor and waste my time, his time and everyone who reads this letters' time.

First of all to write such a letter one must have Patience, Intelligence and a Lot of Time to Spare. The first is very rare, especially amongst students, the second well.................. and the third hmm......better not incriminate myself. An important point to make when writing a waste of time letter such as this is, NOT to waste any time writing it. If you do this the letter is too compact and therefore a complete waste of time, which is after all what we are aiming for.

Another very important point to make in writing wasting time letters is this: That every non-intelligable, illogical and thoroughly frustrating point you make in reference to wasting time is in fact a valuable waste of time. There we go — wasting time again!

Well I can't sit round here all day and have you waste my time so P.O.