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Salient. Official Newspaper of the Victoria University of Wellington Students Assn. Volume 40, No. 16. July 11 1977

[Letter from Professor H.C.L. Acid to Salient Vol. 40 No. 16 July 11 1977]

Dear Sir

This is the first letter I/we/they have written to Salient this year. As President, Director and Board of Governors of the Kelburn Apathy Political Party, I feel that our voice should be heard in the current struggle for publicity by the Thorndon Apathy League and the Lapp Goch Apathy League.

I would like to affirm our apathy to everything and state that we take absolutely no notice of what is written in Salient, Pravda, or 'Censored Salient'. We take no responsibility while labouring under our natural imbecility or disease of the mind to such an extent as to render us incapable of understanding the nature and quantity of our acts and/or omissions or letters to Salient. Again, and I repeat it, for the second time, as I said before, thereupon repeating myself, our pet dog/camel Fido did not connive in the riling of this litter.

Yours faithfully,

Sincerely yours,

On our behalf,

Professor H.C.L. Acid,

Dean of the Kelburn Alchemists Club,Refounder of the While Sports Coat and PinkCarnation Society also Sub-Vice Pro Chairman of the KelburnApathy Political Party.

PS. This letter did not originate from 2 Gladstone Terrace.