Salient Notes

No! its not another concise witty informative and provocative article; or even another erudite, sparkling gem of a review; its not even a recipe for making the best of the stray dogs around Kelburn Park with only a frying pan and a blunt carving knife; and it hardly needs adding that this piece of writing contains no melons and can use both its arms. No, this is a peon to the unknown Salient staffer. Unknown this Friday morning are Lynette Shum, Eugene (take me to Bastion Point) Doyle, Lamorna Rogers (honorary member of the Princess Anne school of elegant horse-riding). Rose Collins (who is likewise), Jane Wilxox, Gyles Beckford, Sue Cairney (who's gone shopping), Simon Wilson-Andrew Dungan-Pat O'Dea (who aren't related), Neil Pearce (who isn't even here to not be here), Bruce Robinson (who says he knows Neil), Dave MacPherson (who was hunting round for any bureaucrats that had swum across from Australia), Wendy Bachler, Angela Boyes-Barnes, Rod James (who's tied to his work), Rire Scotney (who's father went to university too), and Mike (show me the way to . . . anywhere) Stevens which as usual leaves the editor David "why argue when you can use a good slogan" Murray by himself.