Salient. Official Newspaper of Victoria University of Wellington Students Association. Vol 40 No. 15. July 4 1977
Damn you Jungle Jim!!
Damn you Jungle Jim!!
Dear Sir
That bastard Jungle Jim has gone too far. His assault on property is an outrage. He and his dope crazed friend Frederick broke into a dunction fro political peripheralists which I was attending, drank all the beer and whiskey (luckily he disdains to drink wine) booted in a chocolate macaroon box, screamed ' 81c an outrage!! and left.
Fortunately the box did not contain chocolate macaroons at the time. My sister, however, will not be receiving that 'cute little tabby kitten' which I had promised her.
'Jungle Jim — bloody swine
Be sure he's not a friend of mine
Booting boxes, sinking piss
Ignoramus, ugly git
A thousand things I'd like to say
And really make the bastard pay
O but what ho — who gives a damn
He's got a mild aversion to Uncle Sam
And oftern walks the streets alone
Probably on his way to his alcy's home!'
Crazy Nathan