Letters must be short and double spaced on one side of the page or single spaced on two sides of the page. Letters that are spaced out completely should be sent to 'The Tablet. All letters should be accompanied by a postdated retraction and a ten-dollar donation to the "Make David Cuthbert An Even Richer Man Fund". Letters can be put in the Salient letterbox, Put in the basket at the Studass Office or given to any other basket that happens to be round. If you dislike personal contact you can send your letter to The Editor. Salient. Victoria University of Wellington Students Association. Private Bag. Wellington. Letter bombs should be sent by registered mail Salient attempts to print all letters we receive unless they would involve us in legal difficulties. For example, this week we were unable to print a letter about a certain Executive member as it contravened the Unnatural Activities Act. In any event, we do not believe that the events described could actually have taken place due to the current shortage of melons.