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Salient. Official Newspaper of Victoria University of Wellington Students Association. Vol 40 No. 14. June 13 1977

Dear Editor,

Through the pages of your excellent periodical, I should like to make a public apology to Cyril Martin Bumtrinket of the Thorndon Anarchy League for my appalling impersonation as President of the Thorndon Apathy League. This was due to extreme confusion on my part.

I was informed by a good friend of mine, Pogo J, Ferretdown-your trousers that I have in fact, possibly been elected president of a club or something. Not bothering to find out which particular club this was, I Joyously celebrated at a much later stage, of course, by writing to whomsoever would publish my mindless drivel.

I have since been informed that I may well be president of the Johnsonville Procrastination Society which has greatly pleased my humble self. I have since received yet another complaint about this title, due to copyright, from Ecurb Rechcleb. the president of the Newlands Procrastination Fellowship, but as this was not in writing, I cannot be bothered to take notice of such threats.

With thanks

Richard (Dick) Wacker Esq.

President Johnsonville Procrastination Society Member Epuni Unicorn Hunters.

P.S. Can Dick Southern (Peace Interchange) do something about nuclear disarmament of the Thorndon Anarchy League?

P.P.S. This letter complies directly with the rules laid down in Marriots' Theory of Irrelevance.