Civilised Drinkers Revolted

We would like to complain, in the strongest possible terms, about the behaviour of certain pricks at SASRAC during Capping. If these pre-pubescent legal brain boxes can't hold their piss, it'd best start up a " Son of Sasrac " where these kids and their diapered dollies could sit on a malted milk while being suitably entertained by Brown eyeing themselves to their hearts' content.

In conclusion I would like to stress this letter is in no way a criticism.