Go take a holiday

Why is S.R.C. so boring?

Why don't the Student Exec represent students?

Why are "Anti-apartheid" organisations so pro-black?

Why can't blacks ever be racists?

Why is the Library open at all on Fridays?

Why are student politicians so pretentious?

Why is Salient so heavy in its policy?

Why would salient never sell copies — even if it tried?

Why is so much money wasted on pathetic lefty leaflets ($90 worth)?

Why are the comic strips the most popular part of the rag?

Why does the salient never mention Rowling or Labour?

Why is the Russian human rights question never aired?

Why isn't salient more practical (i.e. research on spiralling flat rents)?

Why is "student says" students

Why is "student says" the most realistic and effective part of salient?

Why are "student says" students so apathetic towards left wing politics?

Why aren't they showing-"Woodstock" as promised for the last 2 years (Handbook)?

Why were there very short record reviews in recent Salients?

Why are those pretentious 1st years writing such hip-shit letters?

Why is it that Salient's editor always comments on right-wing letters?

Are those workers (or wankers) of Salient here for study or asylum?

Why do some lecturers woffle for 50 minutes exactly?

Why are you reading my bloody slogans?