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Salient. Official Newspaper of Victoria University of Wellington Students Association. Vol 40 No. 10. May 16 1977

"Oh What a Botch Up!!" Another Super Production from Beehive Hill

"Oh What a Botch Up!!" Another Super Production from Beehive Hill

[unclear: Bued] on an idea by SPUC (Society for the Persecution of Unwanted Children.)

[unclear: First] published by Gerard Wall.

[unclear: First] screenplay by Fwank Gill.

[unclear: Second] screenplay with horror effects by the Royal Sins & Omissions, with no [unclear: logies] for late delivery.

[unclear: Strring] Pill Smiley, Mai Dason and a small cast of screaming antiaoteans led by Dastardly.

[unclear: Presented] by Piggie Reproductions of Takapuna with the help of $¼ Million [unclear: of over] -budget finance misappropriated from the taxpayers of New Zealand.

[unclear: The] premiere performance is set down for September 1977 but special previews be shown as conceived.

[unclear: Seenings] will follow periodically at the chambers of your impartial statutory [unclear: tical] abortion panel.

[unclear: vous] people are warned that there are scenes of frightening inquisitorial horror blood-curdling bigotry.

[unclear: Ne] white ladies will be admitted free on presentation of a ticket in sextuplicate, [unclear: r] completion of obstacle course and endurance test.

[unclear: Brown] ladies will get special seats with State paid interpreters.

[unclear: Poor] naughty ladies will definitely Not be Admitted. Private arrangements [unclear: my] be made to view an illegal, unexpurgated version — at negotiable prices — in [unclear: nrooms] and bordellos.

[unclear: Rh] naughty ladies must pay $500 for special screenings at King's Bloody Cross.

[unclear: Large] ladies with large families will get lots of friendly advice and their lawns mowed [unclear: or]Sundays. But No Ticket.

[unclear: Roed] ladies will get a ticket only if they prove insanity.

[unclear: No special] seats for children or grandmothers.

[unclear: Prferential] bookings for six-headed monsters and victims of incest.

[unclear: MTRONS]Please Note: Late Arrivals Definitely not Admitted.

[unclear: This] advertisement was jointly sponsored by:

Mullin's Travelling Circus and Balancing Act.

[unclear: npulsory] Pregnancy Inc.

ends of the Backstreeters.

[unclear: ns] —Tasman Air Traffic Promotion Committee.

[unclear: z.]. Do-it-Yourself Home Kitset Unlimited.

[unclear: leys] Gin.

[unclear: e] Hotwater Producers Council. [unclear: cky] Ladder Co. [unclear: sti]-Tubes N.Z. Pty. Ltd.

[unclear: in] Brown Paper Wrapping Mail Order Chemists Guild. [unclear: tibiotics] Anonymous.

[unclear: itting] Needles (Alternative Uses) Research Bureau.