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Salient. Official Newspaper of Victoria University of Wellington Students Association. Vol 40 No. 10. May 16 1977

Somethings up!!

Somethings up!!

There then followed a really lifting motion (procedurally speaking) from Gibbs himself (which just showed what a pervert he really is) resulting in the Canine Ballet raised-leg first position being made the new voting method. This motion was passed with difficulty. Loud disapproval came from the skirted population (not all females. . . Incidentally, just what was wrong with Gerard Couper? Sure, it's brass-monkey wheather, but that sudden?? And that shrill??) who were Disgusted at the outrageously perverted turn the meeting had taken.

Drawing of a person lying down

As a punishment befitting the instigator of such unseemly dog-like behaviour, Peter Gibbs was ordered to crawl back and forth from the microphone, while the microphone itself, unused to such a lowering of standards and stature, breathed a disgusted sigh and expired. All efforts at mouth-to-mouth resuscitation were unsuccessful.

At about this stage, David Murray introduced into the proceedings a rather faecical note, its serious political overtones having been so cleverly disguised by supposed madness and debauchery that they passed unobserved by the meeting. The anal unit of the Wellington Public Hospital was to be renamed the Robert D. Muldoon anal unit and said person (?) was ordered to shove his head up the appropriate orifice. After much discussion involving such stammering joke-infested but hardly poetic nonentities as Gerard Winter, it was agreed that a telegram to this effect, with language modified to avoid embarrassing or offending Post Office staff be despatched.