Salient Notes

One upon a time, there was a paper called Salient run by a good gnome, David Murray. Dave's (David to his friends) only problem was the evil technical witch, Gyles Beckford (spelt Gyles Beckford)and his henchmen (ie henchpeople) Bruce Robinson (co-author of this weeks magnificent expose on fishing) and Leonie Morris (who shall remain nameless). Other evil types (who can be distinguished by their goaties) are Lamorna Rogers and Lynette Shum who is crook.

On the other side of good (the good fairies) are Allan Smith (Dra natype), Margaret Lovell-Smith, the typesetting person, Sue Cairney, and Gerard Couper, the Invisible Man.

Rire Scottney and Mike Stephens both have surnames that start with S. Out of the night, when the full moon is bright comes a horsemen known as Richard Bohmer who takes all the blame for these sub-standard Salient Notes. He carves Rose Collins with his blade.

Rod James and Chris Caldwell love me like a rock.