Ode to Fascism.

I have had several complaints brought to my official notice about the increasing activities of degenerates and sexual deviants on campus. This is not good enough. It is part of the general social trend towards anarchy that I mean to correct now! I intend to act swiftly, under the Internal Security Act to purge society of this curse.

With the authority of Section 6A I shall implement dawn raids on deviants rounding them up en masse. Clause 2 subsection E will sec the punishment of those twisted individuals after a fashion sure to repress their fun loving movement. One by one they will be personally dealt with by me in my never ending quest for New Zealand the way you want it. I will extricate them one by one from the huddled group of terrified bodies and strip them naked, except for their socks. After they have been lashed to oak stakes with blue nylon that digs deeply into their white flesh, I shall whip them alive; whip them until they cry out for mercy with every ounce of strength left in their puny bodies. I shan't stop until the big red weals on their backs are oozing red glistening blood which trickles down between their creamy white buttocks!

Be warned. I am coming to get you!