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Salient. Official Newspaper of Victoria University Students Association. Volume 40, Number 3. March 14, 1977.

New Cafe Courses

New Cafe Courses


It dismays me to have to report that the majority of female students are lagging behind the times in one very important respect thus denying a rare treat from the male students of this university indeed. A concerted move in the right direction could add much zest to campus life and greatly enhance the present sorry atmosphere in the cafeteria.

Ladies of Victoria, I implore you to come in lo line with your liberated sisters, and abandon the confining bondage of your mammary charms. Much depends on your decision.

I hope the Editor and staff of "Salient" will follow my lead by abandoning all that political rubbish and get their teeth into something of real substance.

Rigid Nipples

(I have reason to believe that the author of this delightful little piece not of female gender—Ed)