Salient. Victoria University Students' Newspaper. Volume 39, Number 23. September 20, 1976
Another Silly Letter
Another Silly Letter
Dearest Cutie-pie,
I resent all insinuations that I am a raving homosexual and a perverter of little boys -I am not camp. I catagorically deny any implications to that end! I am not. Definitely not......well, a bit.
But all that is irrelevant, so to come to my point (no crudeness implied), the general masturbation over the Truxtun affair led me to thinking. Anyone who claims you have to be straight to think is nothing but a butch little liar. Anyway I suggest the students' Union should invest in a nuclear powered cafe. This would most certainly improve the service and the fallout (if any) could only improve the taste of those infamous pies.
If you don't like my suggestion you can go and stick it up your....nostril. Yours in Woolworths pantyhose and Evening gown, Col. Terrence A. Wanker (retired).
ps NH Toad is nothing if not a sociological reactionary! So there!