Salughtering the Person

I got some time off from my foreperson on the Von Zedlitz site today, so I ceased my personual labour, and came to the SRC with my person friend. A certain woperson got up, speaking on behalf of wopersons in general, in support of a motion to change the world "chairperson" to "chairman" on the grounds of its being too unperson a gable. Eric Freed person agreed, saying that since 1976, he'd never been able to get his name on the door.

Another motion was one of censure against a member, accused of person slaughter, a crime that persony people see as the bane of person kind. This person had, in a most inhuperson personner, set his/her/its dog, a dober person pinscher on the post person, and persongled one of his/her/its arms. Mot ungentlepersonly of him/her/it.

But, to get back to the first motion, it is for all New Zealanders and New Zealandresses, a real step forward. It is no load of old personure, as some think.