Another Silly Letter

Why oh why has Victoria University lost so much of its character lately? I feel that the vanity is becoming much too straight, like certain other similar education institutes (Polytech, Teachers Training College) - will mention no names though.

Recently I have been observing at close quarters this "place of learning" and silly things (supposedly); and I must say I am appalled at the torpidness I have concluded VUW runs on! I spent no less than 1 hour and fifty minutes strolling around the campus in an effort to find something and/or someone interesting but no such luck I found the Wombles more interesting. What has happened to the good old days when you would be flashed in every dark alley by a grubby old man in a plastic raincoat; or when girls were being raped left right and centre on Hunter lawn; or when there was no room in the gutters for rainwater because of the vast numbers of alcoholic people lying there in drunken stupors? As yet I have seen no nudity - total or partial; and no blatently obvious homosexuality or lesbianism.

Is Victoria University of Wellington slowly dying? Perhaps we should call this institution "Victoria Cemetery of Wellington". The only attempt I have seen at a touch of madness around the campus is by such people as the Mug of Arloo and the Wizard, and by the recent hat day - well done you people, keep it up.

I am sure that if a thermo-nuclear device was detonated in the Rankine Brown courtyard, the majority of students would just step over the rubble and continue in a normal fashion to their destination, the sadists would beat naked females with whips and the masochists would beat themselves with wet tram tickets

Finally a pita from a genuinely silly person - "Students liven up, do something unusual, shed you inhibitions - or else!!!