Weir Resident on Applecrumb Anton

As a resident of that hallowed University Hall of Residence, Weir House, I would like to express a protest against the letter contained in a past edition written by the anonymous "Applecrumble Anton".

Firstly we are not fuck wits, we may be many other things but that we are not, and as for your correspondents rather poor attempt at wit ('potty training' etc) we can only express our sympathy.

It seems that Anton Applecrumble suffers from some illusion that the various projectiles emitted from our establishment are designed not to hit their targets. We in Weir House, along with John Vorster, Idi Amin and Mao Tse Tung (not to mention Rob Muldoon) are engaged in continual batlle to curb the expansionism of Communist Russia. And if our poor Anton Applecrumble is picked as a target he should feel flattered that he has been chosen to help fight this over powerful enemy! Next time he passes underneath our great hall we would appreciate it if he would give us prior notice so that we could mobilise all our forces - with luck we'll do more than brain him!

Finally you need have no worries about frustration in our single sex environment - we girls just love it!!