To the Tune : 'What a friend we have in Jesus'

What a friend we have in Gilbert
Freedom has no truer friend
Is your thinking Left of center
He will get you in the end
does your telephone sound funny
Did some stranger make a mess
Do not bother your policeman
Take it to the SIS

Its purely for investigation
as its records plainly show
and that it has no further powers
doctor such should only know
So if your Mr J or Miss A
Mrs Y or Mr S
Take your notebooks and your cameras
Go back to the SIS

Trevor Richards is a liar
His movements full of shady blokes
Hart and Care are just subversive
They're starting to get past a joke
Its wrong to criticise the corporal
and anyone with National zest
Would round up everyone on Salient
and Take them to the SIS

- Norbert (Fred) Aboloney