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Having read the article on page 3 of last week's issue of Salient asking interested parties to identify the five persons leaving SIS Headquarters, we would like to point out the following facts.

The woman pictured on the left is Patricia Ahortlett, a prominent subversive who once belonged to an organisation known as the Little Company of Maryanne the Only Virgin in the Land, which is banned in the Soviet Union. Our files show she is still inactive and has been seen at various Royal Commissions.

The man on the right is Sir Donald Blunderbuss, a former doctor of medicine to a foreign head of state. He is wanted for stealing the carnation (in his lapel) by local authorities.

The man wearing glasses, on the left is none other than the American ambassador, E. Alexander Nixon the Third, Junior, who is a soc social climber having hosted both Robert Muldoon and Nelson Rockerfeller in the same night.

The man in the middle is wearing a thick tic He is Edward Frisbec, a former underwear secretary at Labour Inc. He was sacked" on November the 29th of last year for bad management.

The most startling revelation is of the man shown on the right.

He was followed by F.V.C and K, all SIS agents after he passed a Russian diplomat in Willis Street. The diplomat was smiling. So was he! A contract on his life is at present open and the hit mam (recently returned from jobs in China, Korea, Japan and England, all countries with large (massive) Asian populations) is at present making his way to Wellington. The problem is; of the electric railcars that haven't been cancelled, one has been derailed, one has fallen apart and there is a power strike this week, so Piggy (as he is Only known) may not make it this week.

I hope this information has been of assistance to our friends the Country Deleted people.