(The Information Officer, in a special guest appearance, comments as follows:

Victoria University is to establish a special Chair in Sillyness, the Information Officer of the university, Mr Right, said today. Commenting after a meeting of the university Council, held in closed session in a locked, padded room, Mr Right said that the chair had been created "in response to obvious student demand". As hordes of crazied young louts began to break down the bolted doors (barricaded with copies of "Professorial Board Briefs" and "Council Briefs", Mr Right said that the new chair would be established under the aegis of the School of Political Science and Public Administration. "After all these gentlemen deal solely in fantasy", he said with a silly laugh.)

((To keep you up with the play its not 'Sunshine Hart' at all but 'Sunlight Hart'.))